Friday, February 08, 2008


What the flying fuck has Rowan Williams been smoking ? I thought he was meant to be first in line on the batphone to the Big G, but it would appear that he spends most of his day sat in a squat chowing down on a crack pipe.

So, certain aspects of Sharia law should be adopted in this country then. Oh do fuck off. Muslims make up around 2% of the population of this country, so why the hell is the political and religious agenda constantly occupied with Muslim appeasment ? Fuck 'em, and while your at it fuck Jews, Anglicans, Catholics, Hindus, Sikhs, in fact every single one of the backward insane divoids who think that 'their' higher being is the 'right' higher being come what may. Religion gets on my fucking tits and it seems to be making a bit of a comeback. Look at that fucktard Huckabee, he wants to be the leader of the worlds largest superpower, and he's a full on religious nutjob, and, people are actually voting for him. I don't know whether to laugh or shit my pants. And our own previous glorious leader kept his own faith somewhat under wraps just in case the great British public thought him a bit odd. No shit hombre.

That bearded arsewipe Williams should keep his moronic opinions to himself, and whilst he's at it, he should get a fucking eyebrow trim, it's not a good look on a man who's trying to come across all serious and if he leaves it much longer he'll need a sodding weedwhacker.

Anyway, the sun is shining, tonight I shall be rustling up a rather juicy bit of cow with a red wine sauce and some pureed parsnip, and tomorrow I shall be hot footing it down the M50 to watch us batter the Jocks. Not all bad then.


Tickersoid said...

Fuck 'em I echo.

Gumpher said...

Backwards, forwards, sideways

Brennig said...

While I feel a degree of sympathy for the Bish (many of those bashing the Bish have chosen to go OTT in interpreting what the old fool actually said), I can't help wondering at his lack of grasp on reality. Can he really be so isolated from Real Life (tm) that he even considers airing this kind of stuff is acceptable? Well yeah, that's rhetorical because he obviously can be.

So two things:
1. The Bish is a twat and
2. His PR advisers are cunts.

p.s. Lucky you getting ticket(s) to the game!

Bob said...

I completely concur with your contempt for the Tail of Canterbury, but I am quite puzzled as to why you think your particular beliefs are not a religion. (Your creed sounds rather intolerant of anyone who believes he will ultimately give account to someone other than himself.)

Gumpher said...

Hi Bob, and sorry for the delay in the reply.

Mine is not a religion.

I answer only to myself.

Love and peace

Bob said...

So, you're married and you continue to believe you answer only to yourself? Have you always been so delusional?

Seriously, ones denial of God is about as pointless as denial of gravity. Such errors are self-correcting -- quite painfully so. Further, I would argue that the one to whom you answer is in fact your god. If you persist in believing that you're accountable only to yourself, then you've merely chosen a lesser god.

Oh, and thanks for dropping by my blog.