Friday, November 30, 2007

Boy No1 was tucking into his cornflakes this morning as the news was on the radio. He normally wolfs everything in front of him like a hungry labrador, but this morning was a little slower as I could see he was listening to the bulletin.

'Dad'

'Yep'

'What are lashes ?'

'Eh?'

'What are lashes ? They just said something about a lady and a teddy and she might have got lashes'

Just how you go about explaining the weirdness of Sharia law to a seven year old over breakfast at 7.45 I don't really know, but I think I made a reasonable fist of things.

I am not remotely religious and have no 'faith' whatsoever, my wife is a Roman Catholic, and both of the boys have been baptised as such. It was important to her, and they can make up their own minds when they're old enough. I had to go to chapel three times a week for seven years and that just about did it for me, but it's important to A, so I ran with it.

I think the boy and I decided that if your God is a loving thing, then that can't be all bad, but if your god and worship of that god is based on fear and retribution, then perhaps that is not so good. I'm not sure if that's right or not, but some times being a father throws you a bit of a curve ball, which you can't duck, you just have to play it the best way you can, and whilst I didn't hit it out of the field, I at least connected.

5 comments:

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

That freaking news story is ridic. I hear she ended up getting a fortnight prison sentence?

BottleBlonde said...

Sharia Law is fucking whack, to put it lightly.

P.S. I'm Catholic, and my God is a loving and wonderful God.

Gumpher said...

Its crazy, and then we go cap in hand begging for an early release.

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Hey Gumph, If I dont get a chance to visit you again before I leave to Oz, I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas! Hope you have a good one!.

Oh, and you have to tell me more about your time in Oz! We may have been living in tsv at the same time!

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