Thursday, July 01, 2010

The fuckwit spaniel


Is feeling very sorry for herself.

She was charging around a friend's garden (Nicki Nipples, so called due to her perfect, expensive fake breasts) with her spaniel chum Wilburt ( what you call a dog when you have expensive, fake breasts) when she ripped a claw out.

Blood everywhere, and a swift trip to the vets to remove the rest of it. Boy one was at NN's playing with her lad after school ,and she sent him back with an envelope with the claw, which she'd found, a dog treat, and one pound for the claw fairy !

Lead only walks for ten days, oh joy.

4 comments:

Brennig said...

Awww... Poor pooch!

DJ Kirkby said...

The claw fairy? Good gawd...

nuttycow said...

Awww - poor ol' thing. Hope you're giving her lots of love and treats :)

Gumpher said...

I'm sure she'd appreciate your sympathy. Hamming it up doesn't even come close.