Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth - my arse. If he actually did as he was told once in a while he wouldn't have had me fishing him out of the River Avon yesterday evening.
'Stop at the next gate won't you '
'Yeah' - scampers off, instead of stopping, follows the dog through the dog gate. Dog decides to go for a dip, he gets too close, splash. Gumpher shows a suprising turn of speed, nearly made me think of getting my boots out for next season.
One very frightened three year old returned to the riverbank in one piece and our peaceful evening stroll continues.
Next week, Portugal, hussah !
Wonder what he'll break there. (Make mental note to check 'damage to villa' section in travel insurance policy)